Lá amháin, bhí Naomh Peadar ar saoire, agus bhí Íosa ina áit, ag na Pearly Gates. Tháinig seanfhear dó.

"What is your name?" arsa Íosa.

"Joseph" arsa an seanfhear.

"And your occupation?"

"Carpenter"

"What a coincidence. My father was a carpenter named Joseph. Now tell me, did you have any children?" arsa Íosa.

"Just one son."

"Wait a minute... it can't be... would you describe your son, please?"

"Well, he had holes in his hands and his feet."

Sroich Íosa a lámh croitheadh don seanfhear. "Father, is it really you?"

"Pinocchio?"

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賢いふくろぐま
Seans Eile - free software to help you practice your Irish
Scéala na Wombait - Muddle-headed Memes and Musings

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Múinteoir Gaeilge - Irish Teacher
My "specialty" is Connemara Irish, particularly Cois Fhairrge dialect, but I can also speak Ulster and Munster Irish with native-level pronunciation.
Is fearr Gaeilge ḃriste ná Béarla cliste, cinnte, aċ i ḃfad níos fearr aríst í Gaeilge ḃinn ḃeo na nGaeltaċtaí.
Gaeilge Chonnacht (GC), go háraid Gaeilge Chois Fhairrge (GCF), Gaeilic Uladh (GU), Gaelainn na Mumhan (GM), agus Gaeilge an Chaighdeáin Oifigiúil (CO).

I was trawling the internet for a few jokes and googled, 'scéal grinn' and was directed here!

Is ceann iontach é!

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